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Breaking News: I am Samoan

Most Beautiful Photograph I've Seen In a Long Time...

I got 3 on it a.k.a. I am the patron saint of babies

NEWSFLASH: Nijiya Market Late Night Heist

A Staggering Work of Heartbreaking Genius

hamachi = party in my crotchy

This is why you're fat/NASTY SOUP ALERT!!

This goes out to the bitches that been hangin on my ding dong

My bad...

I'm gonna be an IFOCE SUPERSTAR!

July Make Me Barf and Cry. No Lie.