Here's a photo of me auctioning off some sheep at the local farmers market. Just one of the many hat's that I wear as the city's ambassador...I also auction off corn on the cob from my driveway when I'm feeling ambitious.
Anyhow, I love this new Japanese place called Izakaya Akatora that opened up on Main Street late last year and it is without question, the best restaurant along Main. They have a happy hour from 4pm to 7pm every day, where you can get $3 Kirins and $3 handrolls. Their regular menu is outstanding too - their Miso Black Cod is a certified panty dropper and I noticed they are doing some sexy thangs with foie gras these days.
|Spicy Tuna and Crab Handrolls with a pint of Kirin. (Ima hoshi, yokkyu ni natchauyo!)|
|The Spicy Scallop Handroll (Shichau manpe!)|
|Miso Popcorn Shrimp (Gai shitai sumata!)|
|Crunchy Spicy Tuna Handroll (Ketsusha shite!)|
|Barracuda Sushi (Ikiso!)|
Another Alhambran gem is Gen Korean BBQ on Main street, where you can have ALL YOU CAN EAT KOREAN BBQ FOR $20. There is usually a crowd waiting outside of there that rivals the ones outside of your local Sephora when Anthony Davis releases a new limited edition eye brow gel. Even as a VIP in Alhambs, I need to come at odd hours to avoid a long wait. I recommend going in the middle of the afternoon...
I LOVE MEATS, MEATS, MEATS so this is where I go to love 'em and leave 'em. They have a bunch of crazy meats here, so I like to get adventurous and eat the weird fleshes.
|An assortment of BAN CHAN aka pickled whats-its and potato salads.|
|PORK CHEEK! They didn't specify whether these were cheeks located on a pigs face or it's ass.|
|BULGOGI aka marinated beef.|
|Sexily marbled BRISKET. This is my favorite because it's 70% fat, therefore 100% my type.|
|TONGUE. You cannot go wrong with tongue, NOT NEVA.|
|The short rib and a collection of cooked meats that I draped across my face like Hannibal Lecter. I also snuck some brisket into my purse to sew together a lamp shade with.|
In conclusion, I'll be making t-shirts and bumper stickers with the saying "ALHAMBRA: I FUCKS WITCHU" printed on them and will be auctioning those off from my drive way as well.