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Rih-Rih is onto something...everything does taste better whipped. If anyone knows where I can find Whipped Lightening in California, let a bitch know because I needed alcoholic whipped cream in my life like yesterday. LEGALIZE IT!!
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Went to Hama Sushi in Little Tokyo with my co-workers and it was legit. They only have straight sushi here and none of that weird cream cheese shit, which leads me to believe that this is a dignified institution. If I had things my way, I'd have a gut full of red snapper sashimi and spicy tuna handrolls from Hama at all times.
Mr. Q Cumber cucumber soda from Wurstkuche. I know what you're thinking...why the fuck would I order soda from a place that has 10,000 different beers on tap? I'm not sure, but I am happy I made this mistake because it tasted like fairies were doing pirouettes on my crotch.
Paddy Rice on Melrose is a boughie type pho spot in my neighborhood. Lychee iced tea...fuckwidit.
Usually I don't fuck with pho that isn't prepared in a rusty Vietnamese kitchen sink, but this places claim to fame isn't their authenticity...it's their meatballs in the pho. It's like having a bomb Italian meatball in your pho. Also, try their chicken wings. Fucking amazing.
It's hard to find good coffee in LA. There certainly isn't a shortage of coffee places, but the majority of places don't take pride in the quality of their coffee. Nothin but BAMMER. However, Cafecito Organico> on Heliotrope and Melrose got that artisan coffee roasting on lock. Got a little Cafecito in my system and I was FLYING.
The Carlos Benedict from Madame Matisse in Silverlake. Poached eggs & hollandaise on top of a potato pancake, spinach, smoked salmon, and capers. Whoever the fuck Carlos is, he's a GENIUS. Give a Carlos a raise for crying out loud.
You may remember a few posts back that I was impregnated by Mexican food and it looks as though I've given birth to our love child...his name Birdman Jr. Eleventh Grade. So precious :)
ALLOW ME TO UNVEIL MY LATEST CALORIC FAILURES/VICTORIES!!
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Went to Hama Sushi in Little Tokyo with my co-workers and it was legit. They only have straight sushi here and none of that weird cream cheese shit, which leads me to believe that this is a dignified institution. If I had things my way, I'd have a gut full of red snapper sashimi and spicy tuna handrolls from Hama at all times.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuSD9B-2A9i5cQMSnmZoF0rOmOIjGTRUkyBr2pZiiviIUOZnF_lwbu0vbm4WIGqA1klG-qO7bv8qOIDZ-Z4Xq_9f551XybuFm5m_c5YttVDg65pEZ8wIHl4AZsGMZKheex-XCyuCX4nr7c/s400/IMG_0102.jpg)
Mr. Q Cumber cucumber soda from Wurstkuche. I know what you're thinking...why the fuck would I order soda from a place that has 10,000 different beers on tap? I'm not sure, but I am happy I made this mistake because it tasted like fairies were doing pirouettes on my crotch.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjm-oilQvZeJYZUPfUJMXY3C_Au85Pw1Ai4pK76Y_NOZLvgqpF7iR4thlpg6v_d44o1ErTVGolo5Ni7o6Mw_JJe8FUzMtvJQLEE-_ev4Do5FwVvcOxbFeXXcRaNEsGS4ID8hJnDbqci3iH/s400/IMG_0163.jpg)
Paddy Rice on Melrose is a boughie type pho spot in my neighborhood. Lychee iced tea...fuckwidit.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitbmbvDvZAoJUPN_sZLKw_58o0f8al12XvlzxxXVC1WQB5_NkSQamsy0hJr1S_Qvw7at2OiHC_wVt4Por_-TxwmXjBxqwpzR0YJSm7Nk5im9DmeftRdLh-YqQHqKkIU_87kXz1E3qVzchA/s400/IMG_0167.jpg)
Usually I don't fuck with pho that isn't prepared in a rusty Vietnamese kitchen sink, but this places claim to fame isn't their authenticity...it's their meatballs in the pho. It's like having a bomb Italian meatball in your pho. Also, try their chicken wings. Fucking amazing.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwOd6WcYiUtWe2LUIAZWS8hCCKSYrIV5dmkPMMRc0ywOoSv4FklJoAIjGy_TLlDwiJiPZOYgisjbbmt0iPzNyP2HXBz9pxElPAHwR_uoX4V3HYCPe1cuormbR25lWrdGgiHNByBW_-b3-U/s400/IMG_0155.jpg)
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It's hard to find good coffee in LA. There certainly isn't a shortage of coffee places, but the majority of places don't take pride in the quality of their coffee. Nothin but BAMMER. However, Cafecito Organico> on Heliotrope and Melrose got that artisan coffee roasting on lock. Got a little Cafecito in my system and I was FLYING.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-ioq0owwgIGSGsdtYj4lYFCSNUuXVwIxviNTN5PCr4xMbgVHuPK7PEn6tgPYWUDPutlrftYc6rnyUmhT6g9N247qyvD4erqu9O1w56lKy8LO3ABoZ6GdyczD_K-F42d9cSRQ0tsmXg4XZ/s400/IMG_0177.jpg)
The Carlos Benedict from Madame Matisse in Silverlake. Poached eggs & hollandaise on top of a potato pancake, spinach, smoked salmon, and capers. Whoever the fuck Carlos is, he's a GENIUS. Give a Carlos a raise for crying out loud.
You may remember a few posts back that I was impregnated by Mexican food and it looks as though I've given birth to our love child...his name Birdman Jr. Eleventh Grade. So precious :)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPwIeAtFrC3vBsbuGgZCg2wAY0JlIU1TQ8uaoWlnxSxG-nZ-lWmsivVYLyRew-IZqzE31yLwvkQKuXu-mLOG1jsvPwoPjPRgHsl18aiMnXjzQ4WU1hZi6eKbmX6pVL5kwCR7TDaOj1t8G3/s400/lil_wayne_carter_0408081.jpg)
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