"I Left My Hard-On In San Francisco"
I have stolen my cousin, Diane Valera's photographs for my blog before because she is an expert food pornographer and knows how to operate cameras that don't double as phones. I was cyberstalking her on Facebook just now and came across the most magnificent collection of photos that my so-called eyeballs have ever seen. I am hardly ever impressed by photographs not involving food or nudity, so this is kind of an honor.
These are from her photo collection entitled, "I Left My Hard-On in San Francisco."
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Pardon me, while I sit in dirty, stanky, rainy LA...in a puddle of tears and blood. I shall console myself by staring at these photos and reveling in the glory of the GIANTS. SANG IT, TIMMY!
These are from her photo collection entitled, "I Left My Hard-On in San Francisco."
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Pardon me, while I sit in dirty, stanky, rainy LA...in a puddle of tears and blood. I shall console myself by staring at these photos and reveling in the glory of the GIANTS. SANG IT, TIMMY!
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