Marshawn Lynch: Let's Make Babies

I have to pay homage to my hero/prospective lover, Marshawn Lynch, who is the running back for the Buffalo Bills as well as the father of the psychological school of "BEAST MODE". Aside from being one of the greatest running backs in NFL history, he is also one of the most charismatic and alluring human beings to ever hail from Oakland, CA next to Clint Eastwood, Bruce Lee, Mark Curry (of Hangin' With Mr. Cooper), and Mimi Nguyen.

This video is a little bit old but I think it shows how much we have in common:

I wrote to VH1 several weeks ago proposing that they take Terrell Owens show off the air, along with Daisy of Love and Brooke Knows Best, and replace it with Beast Mode with Marshawn Lynch. I have yet to hear back from them. I really don't want to have to resort to rallying at the town hall but desperate times call for drastic measures...if anyone's down to join me, meet me at the Cinnabon's at Serramonte and we'll see if you can find a way to persuade me to let you join me. I don't let just anyone hang out with me...


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