Follow these instructions and you will feel fulfilled for a solid 45 minutes.
1) STRIP COMPLETELY NAKED
2) PLAY THIS SONG.
3) Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it.
4) Show a Beefy Crunch Burrito from T-Bidd NO MERCY!
5) Sip on 3, 4, 5 Shamrock Shakes...however many you want. It doesn't matter...follow your heart.
If you do this every day for the rest of the month of March, your life will blossom into somewhat of a fairy tale.
You're welcome.
